Tag: Encarta

  • Old technology doesn’t die, it just waits until it’s retro and sort of interesting again…

    Picture 1: Old technology in dryers. The dials on my mum’s dryer (still operational). What is Orlon? Terylene? And Crimplene? They sound a bit like unfortunate siblings. Orlon – sturdy oldest boy, likes fishing, won’t eat peas. Twin girls Terylene – the one with freckles who likes horses and puppies, and Crimplene – slightly taller and allergic to cornflour.

    Old dryer dials
    Hello Orlon, Terylene and Crimplene

    Picture 2: Old technology CD-ROMs. I found this CD-ROM in my brother’s room. I can’t remember if he actually used it, but CD-ROMs are so quaint now! Like being chaperoned around the Internet by jolly Mr Microsoft. When I was in high school, at home we had a set of brown and orange Rigby Joy of Knowledge Encyclopedias. I really did believe that all the world’s knowledge was contained in those shiny heavy books of joy.

    Encarta 97 CD ROM cover
    The Encarta 97 Encyclopedia

    Picture 3: New technology as a donut. The future of donuts is no longer round. It is shaped like a mobile phone.

    phone shaped donut
    Talking crap and eating crap


    Brought to you by the Interweb – Phones for the young and young at heart

    I will probably not be buying a children’s phone for my kids or an old person’s phone for my parents.